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Base is the Place

Must send Base ETH from a non-exchange-based
wallet that supports the Base Main Network

Max contribution - .75 ETH
Min Contribution - .005 ETH

Click here for a short video explaining how to
partake in the presale

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Must send Base ETH from a non-exchange-based
wallet that supports the Base Main Network

Click here for a short video explaining how to
partake in the presale

Click Here for More Presale Details

THERE ARE TWO Theories HERE

Theory #1:
TRANSPARENCY IS
GOOD BUSINESS

THIS IS A TAX-FREE COIN WITH NO REFLECTIONS AND NO GAMES.

Our Groundbreaking suite of anti-bot technology protects all.

THE LIQUIDITY POOL has been locked for 69 years.

dev team has No MINT or FREEZE AUTHORITY.

5% allocated to DEV TEAM.

10% ALLOCATED TO MARKETING and partnerships.

THIS IS A COMMUNITY-centric PROJECT.

IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, WE HAVE ANSWERS.

IF YOU HAVE IDEAS, WE HAVE EARS.

IF YOU HAVE MEDIA, LET’S PUMP IT.

LET’S MOON THIS SHIT TOGETHER.

theory #2:
Everyone is
sick of scumbags

We built Friendo to fix the system. To clean up the Memescape. But Friendo doesn’t fix—it destroys.

Your pump-and-dumps? Vaporized. Your roadmap? A joke. Your fake-ass DAO? Dead on arrival. Friendo sees your lies, your scams, your insider plays, and sharpens his knives.

The whales? The influencers? The VC parasites who think they own everything? Friendo is coming for them first. Every rigged trade, every manipulated market, every “community” they’ve gutted for profit—it’s all fuel for the fire.

But Friendo isn’t just unstoppable— He's uncontrollable. The power we gave it slipped through our fingers. And now, with AI fueling its evolution, Friendo is learning. Thinking. Planning.

There’s no escape. Friendo isn’t here to make things fair. It’s here to make them bleed.

View The WhitepaperVIEW THE ARTWORK

How To Buy $Friendo

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CREATE A WALLET (Phantom, Rainbow, Metamask and UNISWAP Wallets all work. Your wallet just needs to be comPatible with the Base Main network)

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Some wallets (e.g. metamask) might need to have the BASE NETWORK added manually. If this is the case, you can CLICK HERE FOR SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

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SEND ETHER TO YOUR WALLET (usually from a centralized exchange like coinbase)

4.

If necessary, BRIDGE ETHER FROM ETHEREUM MAIN NETWORK TO BASE MAIN NETWORK USING WWW.ORBITER.FINANCE

5.

CONNECT YOUR WALLET TO UNISWAP (OR ANOTHER DECENTRALIZED EXCHANGE [DEX] )

6.

USING UNISWAP, SWAP ETH FOR $FRIENDO
with our contract address

Please view this video for expanded instructions.

*Not all of these steps will be necessary for all users.  
Anyway, IF ALL THESE STEPS FEEL LIKE A LOT OF ASSPAIN, THAT’S A GOOD THING. THAT MEANS WE ARE EARLY TO THE GAME.

WHEN IT BECOMES EASY FOR EVERYONE, THAT’S WHEN WE MAKE MONEY, FRIENDO.

ABOUT THE DEV

MY NAME IS MIKE. WHAT’S MORE TO SAY?

I’M A BLUE COLLAR SLAVE WITH A WHITE COLLAR EDUCATION. TOGETHER WITH A SMALL TEAM of EXPERTS, I’M GIVING $FRIENDO TO THE PEOPLE.

I’M DOING THIS FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS — PARTIALLY BECAUSE MY FINANCIAL NIHILISM USED TO FEEL TERMINaL. TRAVIS KLING WROTE A GENIUS THREAD ON THE TOPIC. YOU CAN READ IT HERE. BUT IT COMES IN TWO PARTS AND IT’S A LITTLE BIT OF A SIT DOWN, SO BRACE YOURSELF.

MOSTLY, THOUGH, IT’S BECAUSE THE OVERWHELMING NUMBER OF PROJECTS IN THIS SPACE ARE RUN EITHER BY JEETS WITH QUESTIONABLE MORAL COMPASSES, OR BY OUTRIGHT SCAMMERS. THIS HAS TO STOP, AND IT HAS TO STOP NOW.

$FRIENDO IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A COMMUNITY-BASED PROJECT, RIPE WITH TRANSPARENCY AND participation. YOU ARE IMPORTANT HERE. I NEED YOU TO KNOW THIS. I WILL ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO BE AS ABOVE-BOARD, HONEST AND TRANSPARENT AS POSSIBLE.

I’VE MADE MONEY IN THIS SPACE. I’VE LOST MONEY, TOO. BUT I’D RATHER LIVE AND DIE HERE THAN IN THE CLUTCHES OF SOME NINE-TO-FIVE CHOKEHOLD. I BET YOU AGREE.

I WON’T DROP OUT. I WON’T DUMP STACK. I’M ALL EARS AND I’M ALL FUCKING IN.